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When food goes bad

3 Mar

Five films that will have you cowering under your dining room table.

1. Gingerdead Man

Evil! Delicious evil! We all knew sweets were bad for us, but did we ever suspect how bad?

2. ThanksKilling

And you thought leftovers were bad. This time the turkey stuffs you.

3. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

I always suspected tomatoes would go off the rails. Surely they’re suffering an identity crisis; fruit or vegetable, who knows?

A  classic B-movie from 1978 complete with bad acting, poor jokes and the fantastically terrible song, “Puberty Love”.

The sequel, Return of the Killer Tomatoes has a young George Clooney. What more do you want?

4. Poultygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Zombie chickens! Troma films! Need I say more?

5. Calamari Wrester

Not exactly a horror film, but certainly a quirky bit of Japanese strangeness. Love, action and fighting seafood!

If you have any additions to this list, please email me at

hauntedfondue@gmail.com

all images are from amazon.com, a great site where you can buy these spectacular films

Hello…

21 Feb

If we are what we eat, then I am the thing that lurks underneath Betty Crocker’s bed.